The world's first electronically assisted boulder brush system
We're very excited today to unveil something we've been working on for a long time... it's the next evolution in bouldering brush technology - the new ultrasonic Buzz Brush!! It's the first electronically assisted boulder brush system on the market, and we're confident that once you've tried it, you'll never go back.
As experienced climbers will tell you, brushing holds incorrectly is the most common reason for failure on your boulder project. How many times have you wasted valuable bicep strength brushing a hold only to find that you've run out of energy to get the send? With the Buzz Brush, inefficiency becomes a thing of the past as the latest cutting-edge ultrasonic vibra-technology is applied without you having to so much as bend an elbow. Simply hold the brush in position, turn on the power, and let the Buzz Brush's 18,000 oscillations per second do the work for you - that's 1000 times faster than a hummingbird beats its wings, and it shows.
The Buzz Brush comes with two brush head attachments as standard - the Ultra for everyday use, and the Ultra-Mega (pictured), which packs in a staggering 14.2 million otter hair bristles into a generous 8cm brush length. Three power settings - 7A, 8A and 9A - allow you to quickly adjust the brush to match your project difficulty at the touch of a button, and the ultra-slim and flexible neck allows the brush head to bend up to 270 degrees to deal with hard-to-reach nooks and crannies.
Protecting the environment is a top priority for us, so the solar powered recharging system is essential. Just hang the brush in direct sunlight for 16 hours to fully recharge the cells*, giving you over 7 minutes' continuous brush time. Alternatively, just insert 12 x standard AA batteries (not included). All parts of this brush are recyclable, except for the plastic.
The whole unit weighs in at just 1.35kg - less than a Macbook Pro! While it doesn't fit easily into most pockets, the Buzz Brush Body Holster (available to purchase separately) makes it completely portable, and a strong fashion statement.
Pre-order your Buzz Brush today at our special launch price of just £79.99, and be the envy of everyone you see at the crag or wall.
The Buzz Brush - More Power to your Elbow.
*stated times are correct for Albarracin in mid summer. On a damp day in the Peak, recharge times may be considerably longer.
EDIT: We've had a lot of interest this morning, with many customers concerned about the use of otter hair in our new brush. You'll be pleased to know that all the bristles are ethically sourced through the Hotter Otter care fund, who do amazing work to help otters affected by rising sea temperatures by periodically trimming their coats. Participating otters are unharmed, and are free to leave the programme at any time.
UPDATE: Due to unexpectedly huge levels of popular demand, we're putting production of the Buzz Brush on hold to give us time to upgrade our entire operation. Keep your eyes peeled for confirmation of our revised delivery schedule, expected next April Fools Day.
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